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1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Promise her anything, But give her Karma
(lul)

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Like Karma. Like never before.
(Yeah im that awesome, you HAVE to like me)

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Fresh from the captians Karma
(im fresh mang)

4. How would you answer a booty call?
Happieness is a Cigar called Karma
(Im a cigar sweetness, im a happy cigar, lol)

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Make room for the Karma
(that sounds like something I would say, lol MAKE ROOM
IM FAT DAMNNITZ)

6. To someone you dislike?
It's a Karma adventure
( Im a adventure, yaaaay)

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
I think, therefore Karma
(lulz)

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Nothin says lovin like a Karma from the oven.
(Im givin lovins, and im hot c: teehee... parents bewhere.)

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Prolongs Active Karma
( I work hard to get my grade back up? XD)

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
The Karma is mighter then the sword
(IM AWESOME. YESSS Im better then a sword c: teeheez)

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Good Karma has danish written all over it
(Aparently danish is written on me... its probobly bad words c: )

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
It takes a tough man to make a tender karma
(I have strong friends damnit >:U XD)

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Dont just book it, Karma it
(lol idk)

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Dont you just love being in Karma?
(D: S-someone's inside meeee sob getitoutgetitout)

15. Your last words before you die...
Smart. Beutiful. Karma.
(I'll be smart and beutiful c: sweet. XD)

16. Your message to a special someone...
We all Adore a Karma
(LOVE ME)